My phone's camera

Here are some photos that I took recently with my phone. If you click on the picture, a larger version will come up.


Fish heads! Only 200 yen! What a deal!!!!

Quick trip to the Kaiten Sushi. Each plate is 100 yen.

Not only do they eat fish heads, they eat horse. Raw fucking horse. And my wife gets mad when I accuse her of wanting to cook Steve French. I'm justified. Look what happend to Bucephalus.

The crab was good.

This is totally the kind of car I'm getting in Canada.

I'm teaching him everything I know. He has already eclipsed my video game prowess.

It sure does.

Steve French farts in your general direction.

I hereby through down the Gauntlet to the Commtech Drinking team

Commtechers and colleagues from a distant past, I'll have some time off coming up in the first week of February. If you are up for some lagers, laughs and sharing your smokes, email me. I sent out a pre-emptive email about 10 minutes ago. If there is anybody that might be up for a night out, the more the merrier.

Tripartite Rant

What has happened to the Leafs?

My goodness the Leafs have decided to collectively suck the big one as of late. In their most recent ass-to-mouth disaster, they lost to a team that has gone on the record as saying they know they won't make the playoffs. I am sure all the hockey news in the GTA is full of armchair coaching, so I am pretty sure anything I have to say on the matter has been said before. Is it any coincidence that the Leafs tend to really suck when there is a Conservative government in power? Do you remember the 80s?

The Erection

Champ E, the real-live man behind the Illuminati, asked for my take on the election. He probably wants it so he can put it in my file and sell the info to the viagra people who have employees emailing me around the clock. Well, here we go. Harper looks set to win. But it won't make a big difference seeing as the Senate, which for the non Canadian readers is our House of Lords appointed by Quebec lawyers, is full of central Canadian swine and the bureaucracy is full of central Canadian swine too stupid to get a job that requires them to do anything other than fuck things up. So what will happen? There will be a night of "Hooray!!" and then the non elected rulers of Canada will pull their strings, fuck everyone around and make the common man suffer for abandoning their patrons. I mean, how dare they? Ungrateful rabble. I hope Hargrove is right and that Harper is a seperatist so we can finally get the Canadien elite out of our fucking business. Let's face it, they love the cock.

The Japanese Economy

This doesn't really matter to anyone in Canuckistan, but there is this guy here named Horie that the media blew a big wad over. This guy had gotten himself wound up in the very fibre of the economy here and led it around by the nose for months. He was the model of the new Japan's economy; young, enthusiastic, global. He was going to take on the 60 year old suits and lead Japan into a new era of economic strength. Anyway, turns out buddy lied about having something like $1.5 billion, and with that non-existant $1.5 billion tried to float a big ass loan to buy some other companies. This all led to the Nikkei having to shut down as everyone was trying to dump all kinds of stock. His companies have all been suspended. Oh, well. Fuck him. He's a dick.

What a goddamn shit show.

Typical

Listening to the game. Listening to how the Leafs blew a 3 goal lead to a fairly shit team. Someone's multi-million dollar contract needs to be shredded.


Ed Belfour lets in his 23rd goal of the night before going home to his 7 figure home via a chaffeur driven 1929 Rolls Royce Phantom.

Lebowski 1 Japan 0

I just wanted to report a brilliant stroke of luck. I just found out yesterday that I have a week off in February fully paid. Where should I go to celebrate? I'm asking my Plan 10 Fan club for their votes and opinions.

Here are some ideas I've had. It is by no means exhaustive. If you have a suggestion let me know.

• The Phillipines
• Amsterdam
• Rome
• Guam
• Saipan
• Bed
• Living room
• The Pub
• Hong Kong fong dong
• Shanghaied in Shanghai
• Hanoi
• Holiday in Cambodia?
• The disputed zone
• Hawaii - ii
• Iraq
• Canada

It was allllll a dream

Almost a month between posts. Why? Well, just before I was to leave to Canada, I slipped into a coma and just came to about 2 days ago. But the coma wasn't that bad. I dreamt that I went home and watched hockey for 5 hours a night while eating food that didn't taste like soy sauce. It seemed so real, but it was all a dream. When I regained conciousness, I was surrounded by a race of genetically altered cell phone email addicts who all have the ability to get in my fucking way.

Dog Shit Circus

Bienvenue a la Cirque de Merde des Cheins. I am almost contemplating flying all the way around the Earth to move home rather than give these fumeurs des gros noir coques another dime of mine. Bienvenue a mon finger de centre.

Not this year

I saw these guys in my coma. Once live, too. A mere shadow of what they were a few years ago. They need to clone Tucker.

All's Quiet on the Employment Front.

While in a coma, I must have astrally projected myself to my email account, because I got an email from the HR department of a company in Cow Town. What kind of company? That shit is Top Secret, but needless to say I imagine it will only be about a month before I can get a half decent job and pick up some new skills (magic skills, nunchuk skills, horse taming skills) I might even take my new car off some sweet jumps.

In summation....

I hope everyone had a nice holiday and didn't gain too much weight. Nothing that a bit of colonic irrigation won't fix.