The Wanker Zoo

This Saturday morning, with the biggest Typhoon of the year bearing down on Tokyo like it had cross-hairs on it that could be seen from space, I have to go to the Wanker Zoo.

Actually, I spend approximately 60+ hours a week at the Wanker Zoo. I guess that makes me a Wanker, like the rest of the animals. Exhibits include:

"It's all technology, and stuff."

"Grrrrrr! NOW! USELESS TWAT! ARRRGHHHH!"

"Red is the new green."

"Zzzzzzzzzz."

"Gonna have fun at the I..S..T"

I have a sneaking suspicion that the customers of the zoo exist primarily in the 4th Dimension! Where are they?! I can hear their badly punctuated words though. Strange.