Unwatchable 80s Movies

This will be a kick for Champagne E and his buddies who are into old "Bad Movies." I've used "old", because as of yet he hasn't reviewed "Independence Day" or "Congo". And, before some idiot writes "I love independence Day and Congo" in the comments section, you're wrong they both totally sucked.

Red Sonja

Holy Crap what a turd! I thought I had never seen this movie before, but as soon as the annoying kid showed up, the bad memories flowed back like water over a government repaired Levee. Not only did they give Conan some bogus name, they used scores of "actors" who graduated from the log school of acting. Bridgette Nielsen, and her tits, played the role of Sonja. You know you're career is in trouble when your juggs are better actors than you.

Clash of the Titans

This movie makes Red Sonja look like Gladiator meets Gone with the Wind. Claymation effects. Stupid creatures. No bleach afterward to burn out my eyes. I gave this movie exactly 6 minutes before I shut it off. I remember seeing it as a kid vaguely, but kids are stupid and don't know when they are begin served a plate of crap unless its literal.

Independence Day

Okay, I haven't seen this recently, but I figure I have to rant about how much it blows. I remember seeing ID4 in the theatre and being caught up in the hype of it all. ID4 is a blatant and crappy propaganda movie that was made for 10 year olds. It's got the crazy trailer trash white guy, the up and coming successful brother, the intellectual Jew and the white-bread war vet President. They all work together to save AmerIca from the aliens. I'm wretching here. Yes the explosions were pretty cool, but the president leading the charge at the end?!! LAME!!! If you think this movie is good, I've got news for you 2+2 is 5, you gullible sack of carbon. This movie insults and assaults one's intelligence on so many levels. I remember when I saw this movie, a girl I was with actually cried when the President's wife died. What an idiot! But, that's OK. She took the juice. They all take the juice.

That's all for now. Listening to the Hockey game over the internet. The Broadcast cuts in and out because of the piss weak Typhoon that is outside. I hope you're all enjoying hockey on TV.

Any other movies out there that you've seen recently that totally blew?