In less than 24 hours

In less than 24 hours, Mr. Metal Cool jr., or whatever he is calling himself these days (definitely not "sloth,chunk, friend") will owe me 2 pints of beer. Hooray, boyee!

Pint number one was won on his website where I guessed the name of the tune and the band. You can see the evidence here.

Pint number two was a bet made on the phone on Sunday night. I bet his Metallic Coolness that the Liberals would survive the confidence vote to reign in self-righteous Lower Canadian glory over the masses of extra chromosome carrying prols. Well, the clock is ticking and I learned long ago never bet on the team you want to win. Don't believe me? Bet on the Leafs just once and you'l be a convert.

Also, I am no longer an unemployable bum. I am now underemployed bum. I am teaching at a University in Tokyo. I teach Engrish and a little Classics (It's like trying to explain Hercules to 4 year olds). What is really sad is that when I teach the "kids" I realise that even the smart ones in high school are idiots.

Not me. I'm a genius.

I'm a genius who has two pints waiting for him in kegs back in the Union of Soviet Socialist Provinces of Canada.