Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Guess the band, win a beer

I don't give a fuck,
Got a heater in my truck,
And I'm off to the rodeo.
It's an allamande left,
And allamande right,
C'mon you fuckin' dummy,
Get your right step right,
Get off the stage you goddamn goof,
Y'know you piss me off.
You fucking jerk.
Get on my nerves.

Well here comes JohnnyWith his pecker in his hand,
He's a one-ball man and he's off to the rodeo.
It's an allamande left,
And allamande right,
C'mon you fuckin' dummy,
Get your right step right,
Get off the stage you goddamn goof.
Y'know you piss me off.
You fucking jerk,
Get on my nerves.

(INSTRUMENTAL Wailing guitar solo)

Well it's forty below,
And I ain't got a truck,
But I don't give a fuck,'
Cause I'm off to the rodeo.
It's an allamande left,
And allamande right,
C'mon you fuckin' dummy,
Get your right step right,
Get off the stage you goddamn goof,
Y'know you piss me off,
You fucking jerk,
Get on my nerves.

Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand,
He's a one-ball man and he's off to the rodeo,
It's an allamande left,
And allamande right,
C'mon you fuckin' dummy,
Get your right step right,
Get off the stage you goddamn goof,
Y'know you piss me off,
You fucking jerk,
Get on my nerves.

Guess the band and the title of this defacto Alberta National anthem, and win a beer!