The Hidden Agenda

I checked google with a search for "Harper's hidden agenda" and got this article from CTV. Just one of 20,000 hits. My favourite one was this. Maybe buddy should stop eating the stuff off of the floor of the cage he rattles. "Harper's hidden agenda BREAK UP CANADA so we become part of the U.S.A." Yeah, heaven forbid we fight back. Good thing since the 1960s the Liberals have made Canada a nation of pussy Hab fans incapable of doing anything except sucking cock and reading the Toronto Star. I really do want to rant and rave about that one, but I have hidden agendas to write about.

Martin's Hidden Agenda.

Steal tax money and live the high life off of other people's money. Place all your buddies in places of power to maintain grip on the state. Sell the nation and the common man out to whatever fly by night idea that comes by in the name of progress. Smile when telling everyone they are idiots and you know what is best for them. Bribe people with their own money and then keep it. Let's face it, Maritn and the Liberals have what it takes to take what you have.

Layton's Hidden Agenda.

Tax everything at 100% levels so that everyone becomes poor. Implement Social programs that all these poor people can use now that they have nothing. Create a Socialist Utopia where everyone is equal and happy and the workers control the means of production. Challenge the United States and its Imperialistic ways on the international stage. Outlaw western based Churches because of their promotion of blind hatred towards all others. Outlaw marriage, except for homosexuals. A Canadain citizenship program where every child is taken from their parents to be educated by the expert Kadres with degrees from the University of Windsor from age 2-20. Basically, make Canada a bigger and shittier imitation of North Korea.

Duceppe's Agende d'Hidden.

....Seperate from retards like the two above...no, he is quite clear about that. Maybe, make himself Roi du Quebec? Possible. Get laid more often? I don't know.

Harper's Hidden Agenda.

Murder every non-white, non-Protestant person living in Canada on the first day of forming government. Replace the Maple Leaf with a Swastika as Canada's official symbol. Make everyone who is still alive after day 1 wear uniforms. Replace the Queen as Head of State with Jesus. Declare War on the Maritimes for Albertan Lebensraum. Sell everything East of Winnipeg to the US for 50cents on the dollar. Use that money to build the Great Pyramid of Regina 3500 metres high and proclaim himself "Pharoh". Initiate a flat tax of 10%, and then enslave everyone anyway. Burn books. Kick puppies into pits of Molten Lava. Call Satan up from Hell during Occult ceremony to just hang out for awhile. Ban abortion, but murder babies. Dump all Homosexuals into vats of Hydrocholoric acid. Kidnap Osama bin Laden and force him to have a sex change in order to marry him. Lower the GST to 5%.

Seriously, if Harper had had any kind of "Hidden Agenda" before, the way it has been portrayed in the media with such disdain has made it impossible for it ever to be carried out. But this raises a question on the mentality of the voter who does believe it. Do they really think that a man who can't be elected PM despite the nefariousness mismanagement by his political could pull anything remotely resembling what is written above off? He doesn't have the charisma.

Personally, I would like a sane voice that doesn't disagree with having referendums on huge issues which effect the nation profoundly lead the government if only for awhile. If Canada is a "democracy" let me, and everyone else, decide about Seperation, Gay Marriages, Legalizing weed, forcing the NHL back into business, and other important issues.

By the way, my voting record would be Yes, No, Yes, Yes.