RIP Lt. Steve French.

Last week, after having been MIA for more than 3 days, the high command was informed that Lt. Steve French was confirmed KIA.

The Frenchatollah of Rock 'n' Rollah, enjoyed chasing, killing and eating small mammals, birds and bugs. Triple French also enjoyed crashing out on the sofa and waking me up between 3 and 5 am daily.

Frenchy was found more than 8 miles from our house which leads me to speculate that in fact the little Turd Burglar and been fighting it out with a Hawk or Eagle in the sky, and after delivering the "killing blow" to its antagonist, Frenchy plummeted back to earth along with its advesary.

The Frenchinator will be missed.