Oh, Democratic People's Constitutional Moarchy of Canada, terre de neuves un blah blah blah francais

Nice fucking election. The NDP will steer the Lieberals to the left, because they are scumbags hoping to hold on to what they got. I hope everyone is satisfied. A few more months, perhaps...48 of them, of mediocrity and higher taxes. You are all a bunch of Habs fans. You all suck. Way to fucking go.
Bravo Canada!

The true North strong and fucking lame.